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“Sometimes we desire absolute nonsense because in our stupidity we see in this nonsense the easiest way of attaining some conjectural good.”

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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Dec
30

New Year’s Eve Playlist 2025

A few songs to ring in the new year…   Freelance Whales – Starring This is me starring In a stranger’s nightmare   Noah Kahan – Stick Season And I’ll dream each night of some version of you That I might not have, but I did not lose   Bon Iver – S P E […]

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Mar
28

urine trouble

(originally posted on 1/22/2022)   Sharing a house. Sharing a house. “It’ll be fun” they said. Seemed like such a nice idea. When he first signed up for it, it made perfect sense. Lower the cost of housing and cohabitating would broaden his social circle. Great idea. That was until he found the upstairs bathroom […]

Mar
27

how I almost died 4 U

(originally posted 8/2/2020)   **Disclaimer: Events as depicted in this story actually happened. The author does not recommend this type of behavior and cannot be held liable if you ever find yourself in the same situation and proceed to be a dumbass as he was. He is also going to ask a lot of your […]

Mar
26

Ton’neru

(originally 1/18/2022)   “There is just something moving about a scene shot in a tunnel. A car moving through one.” The man at podium paused for dramatic effect. “Is it as simple as the fact that they have a beginning and an end? Or is it something else?” Another pause. The small crowd at the […]

Mar
24

maybe

(originally posted 12/15/2012)   Inner beauty is for old people. When you’re young you appreciate a cute face, perky tits, long legs and a great ass. I was young. She was young. Neither of us are as young now. Her house was a small split level set on a quarter acre in the suburbs. The […]

Mar
23

trapped

(originally posted 6/17/2015)   When you hear the expression “Timing is everything” it makes you think of something important. Perhaps even a life-changing experience. I think you need to relax. I was sitting in a clogged passageway that ended at a set of three large double-doors leading outside the building with about a hundred other […]

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