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Sep
15

RIP Charlie Kirk

The list of things that I disagreed with Charlie on was substantial, but he was a force for good in the world. He wanted to have conversations in an increasing polarized landscape and he was killed for it. If you felt any joy upon hearing about his assassination, I just want to offer you a […]

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Oct
21

the send-off

(originally posted 6/13/2021)   The Viking family stood on the driveway saying goodbye to their minivan. And by Viking I don’t mean they were wearing fur pelts and hats with horns jutting out of them, only that they were of Scandinavian descent. The minivan in question was their sole family vehicle for the past 221,000 […]

Oct
20

a gripping story

(originally posted 1/19/2013)   So I’m in the Men’s Room when I look down and get to considering my grip. Funny how years and years pass and you never actually look at how you hold your penis when you pee. I mean, it’s not like you’re analyzing the way you hold your club just before […]

Oct
19

Nap Lapkin’s assistant

(Originally posted 5/14/2024. Working on an epic new Nap Lapkin story, so this is a refresher as to who Dan is.)   Of all the burning questions left unanswered by the last Nap Lapkin story, Thunder, perhaps the most perplexing is how in the world Nap had a pair of bowling shoes in the back […]

Oct
18

the island

(originally posted 6/24/2022)   It’s standard procedure to notify someone when in the course of developing a property, or in this case an island, ruins are discovered. That someone is usually the local government and then they will send over some folks from the university to make sure that the developer isn’t plowing through some […]

Oct
17

el pollo gigante culo

(originally posted 3/25/2013)   The history of the “asshole chicken” dates back to the 1950’s in Brazil and to an American agricultural student Kerry Warwick. It began as an almost unbelievable request by a wealthy landowner near Sao Paulo. He had a wife who wanted to become a vegetarian but just didn’t have the willpower […]

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