“Sometimes we desire absolute nonsense because in our stupidity we see in this nonsense the easiest way of attaining some conjectural good.”
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Nov
6
Nicely done America. Time to mass deport illegals, slash the size of the government, bring down prices, make foods healthier, rein in Big Pharma, push back against the Military Industrial Complex, stop the weaponization of the DOJ, FBI and CIA, end educational indoctrination and put an end to the ignorance of DEI programs and identity […]
Nov
6
(originally posted 3/25/2022) When I was younger I remember reading a book by Arthur Herzog called Orca. In a nutshell, the book tells the story of a fisherman, Captain Nolan, who accidentally kills a pregnant female killer whale and her offspring, which causes her male partner to seek revenge against him. The male orca […]
Nov
5
(originally posted 8/24/2018) “I have a lot of things going up here” Tracy said pointing to her head, “And here” she said pointing to her heart. The students at P.S. DuPont Middle School all took note, even her daughter in the back row. Their eyes dutifully followed Tracy’s finger to her head and then […]
Nov
4
He eats the whole peanut. Shell and all. You could hypothesize that he worries about having the dexterity to break the shell and remove the nuts without dropping them or you could argue that he believes that there is some nutritional value in consuming the shell. Either way, eyebrows are typically raised as he hurls […]
Nov
3
(find all of these and more in The Ball Washer) The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana. People who are scared of things becoming unraveled are overestimating raveled. Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words. What sick bastard came up with that? […]
Nov
2
(originally posted 4/28/2018) “No good deed goes unpunished” thought Dixon as he unloaded his DJ gear in the small ballroom. It was Friday night and he was to be the entertainment at the retirement community’s mixer. A friend of a friend had offered his services and Dixon had accepted without looking at a calendar. […]
